Following are some of the most iconic quotes by 5 Seconds of Summer band member Ashton Irwin.
- "Your head's really fluffy!"
- "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic."
- Its fine its just like a horse on fire.
- "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you".
- Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles. Luke: No, they're not, are you serious? Ashton: Dammit, they're mosquitoes, aren't they?
- "Some people are sass monsters on Twitter. Like, honey, you need to chill."
- "I am allergic to cats. The cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small, furry human."
- "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."
- "I also dress up as a sexy fairy".
- "I would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit."
- “Remember kids: don’t get emotionally attached to a band. You’ll get pregnant and die.”
- “Do I look like I know how to twerk? I’m a small blonde boy.”
- “Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video…”
- “This morning I ate a huge omelette and I don’t even like eggs.”
- “If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.”
- “I’m not dating anyone. I don’t even know where I am half of the time.”
- "“The best thing about being in the UK is when you wake up and hear the rain. And I love Sainsburys.”
- "I've got forever and forever is fine."
- "Thing I want to do before I die... ride a whale naked majestically into the sunset."
- "Hello, my name is Ashton, I'm the drummer in the band, I write songs here and there, and I am a lot of the time just the hype man on stage just like Lil' Wayne"
- "If I can give you some insight onto Youngblood into Youngblood, Into or onto?
- "IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY!"
- "ITS NOT GONNA SAY HELLO, ITS A COW, LUKE!"
- "Michael, you are YELLING!"
- "One day someone will hug you so hard that all of your broken pieces will stick back together."
- "Call the retirement village!"
- "I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different, and I love that."
- "Don't you worry what the bitter hearts will say."
- "Hey, don't swear!"
- "Squeeze, Michael! Squeeze!"
- "Ad lib that son, put some stank on it!"
- "Damn it! This fucking nipple!"
- "Can the two huge assholes get out of the playground?"
- "It was a big ass cat."
- "I just swore... You can't post this anywhere."
- "Now that he's gone, we can be happy!"
- "Look at this hip gyration!"
- Luke- "Can you twerk?" Ashton- "No, I definitely cannot, I'm half Irish."
- "You know I used to work at KFC..."
- "Yeah you can just sniff it, and then accidentally put it in your mouth."
- "I think I'm old now. Am I old now?"
- "It's my baby. My baby flamingo."
- "My dressing room is this big. How big is your dressing ROOOOOOOM? GET SOME!!!"
- "And I just sit here on the hood? I don't need seatbelts or anything like that?"
- "All I'm sayin' is my dance moves need to be shared with the world."
- "Goodnight guys (meaning I'm going to party my ass off now)."
- "Anyways, fuck yeah smart cars."
- "2015: made an album, went on a world tour, released an album, world promo tour. I'd say we did as much as we could, loved it, love you all"
- "When I hear people ordering a giant McDonalds order, I have the urge to cheer them on, in relation to the sheer size of their order."
- "Thank you Ketchup. You make every meal 10% better..."
- "Celery, you make every meal 10% worse."
- "Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS · Dec 9
- "Every time I tweet about celery, I loose 10% of my followers"
- "I wanna stage dive...but I'm scared I'll crush you."
- "Jiiiiiiggggllllyyyyy puuuufffff.... JIIIIIIGGGLLLLYYYYY PUUUUFFFFF!"
- "Put your llamas in the air like you just don't care."
- "Oh no, my identity is exposed!"
- "pure FUEGO"
- "you know where it is ? it’s at your mom’s house"