Ashton Irwin/Quotes

Following are some of the most iconic quotes by 5 Seconds of Summer band member Ashton Irwin. 

• "Your head's really fluffy!"
• "Calum literally proposed to me when he asked me to be in the band. He got down on one knee. It was really romantic."
• Its fine its just like a horse on fire.
• "Are you a volcano? Because I lava you".
• Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles. Luke: No, they're not, are you serious? Ashton: Dammit, they're mosquitoes, aren't they?
• "Some people are sass monsters on Twitter. Like, honey, you need to chill."
• "I am allergic to cats. The cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small, furry human."
• "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog."
• "I also dress up as a sexy fairy".
• "I would not like to kiss a kiwi fruit."
• “Remember kids: don’t get emotionally attached to a band. You’ll get pregnant and die.”
• “Do I look like I know how to twerk? I’m a small blonde boy.”
• “Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video…”
• “This morning I ate a huge omelette and I don’t even like eggs.”
• “If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.”
• “I’m not dating anyone. I don’t even know where I am half of the time.”
• "“The best thing about being in the UK is when you wake up and hear the rain. And I love Sainsburys.”
• "I've got forever and forever is fine."
• "Thing I want to do before I die... ride a whale naked majestically into the sunset."
• "IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY, IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY!"
• "ITS NOT GONNA SAY HELLO, ITS A COW, LUKE!"
• "Michael, you are YELLING!"
• "One day someone will hug you so hard that all of your broken pieces will stick back together."
• "Call the retirement village!"
• "I think if you're confusing people, you're doing something different, and I love that."
• "Don't you worry what the bitter hearts will say."
• "Hey, don't swear!"
• "Squeeze, Michael! Squeeze!"
• "Ad lib that son, put some stank on it!"
• "Damn it! This fucking nipple!"
• "Can the two huge assholes get out of the playground?"
• "It was a big ass cat."
• "I just swore... You can't post this anywhere."
• "Now that he's gone, we can be happy!"
• "Look at this hip gyration!"
• Luke- "Can you twerk?" Ashton- "No, I definitely cannot, I'm half Irish."
• "You know I used to work at KFC..."
• "Yeah you can just sniff it, and then accidentally put it in your mouth."
• "I think I'm old now. Am I old now?"
• "It's my baby. My baby flamingo."
• "My dressing room is this big. How big is your dressing ROOOOOOOM? GET SOME!!!"
• "And I just sit here on the hood? I don't need seatbelts or anything like that?"
• "All I'm sayin' is my dance moves need to be shared with the world."
• "Goodnight guys (meaning I'm going to party my ass off now)."
• "Anyways, fuck yeah smart cars."
• "2015: made an album, went on a world tour, released an album, world promo tour. I'd say we did as much as we could, loved it, love you all"
• "When I hear people ordering a giant McDonalds order, I have the urge to cheer them on, in relation to the sheer size of their order."
• "Thank you Ketchup. You make every meal 10% better..."
• "Celery, you make every meal 10% worse."
• "Ashton Irwin ‏@Ashton5SOS · Dec 9
• "Every time I tweet about celery, I loose 10% of my followers"
• "I wanna stage dive...but I'm scared I'll crush you."
• "Jiiiiiiggggllllyyyyy puuuufffff.... JIIIIIIGGGLLLLYYYYY PUUUUFFFFF!"
• "Put your llamas in the air like you just don't care."
• "Oh no, my identity is exposed!"​​​​​​​