- "Just live right now, and be yourself, it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else."
- "People don't become gay, bisexual, pansexual, transexual. People just fall in love with another person."
- "You don't get lucky twice and that's the truth."
- "One time I tried to marry a chicken."
- "Eating ass isn't just a hobby, it's a lifestyle."
- "Did I invite you to my barbecue? No. Then why are you up in my grill?"
- "That was awesome. Currently getting naked in celebration."
- "Just live right now, and be yourself, it doesn't matter if it's not good enough for someone else."
- "I had a dream that Michael had boobs last night. It was awesome."
- Michael: "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." Calum: "No you're not. You have pink hair."
- "I don't care about the sugar content"
- "How do you spell America?"
- "It's my toucans!"
- "13, Mexico."
- "You need a hug, once in a while."
- "[I] Tried to cover my whole face in play doh and now my face stings"
- "I may or may not be wearing pants."
- No matter how weird my tweets are you guys always go along with it and that is why I love you
- Two years ago I stole a shirt from Ashton, I am wearing that shirt today, hehe!
- The lip balm I was wearing looks like lipstick
- I swear if I had a clone of myself, we’d be best buds
- Best thing about Christmas is family, except when I have to do dishes
- Everything tastes like chicken
- I will let you join the band if you can beat me in FIFA. Try me!
- I could quote a page of poetry to show you what you mean to me
- We have something special that we’re doing today: we’re starting pool cleaning service!
- We are full time strippers who love gettin down and dirty
- Only you guys bring this smile out of me! This smile is for you!
- Michael’s like the mum, Ash is like the dad, and we’re like the two annoying kids
- skittles are so sexual
- My life is one constant songwriting session
- Swinging is one of my main hobbies
- Stop tweeting me the word moist
- How does Brad Pitt maintain his ruggedly handsome looks during an apocalypse?
- Operation try to get in Luke's bed naked has failed
- Lathered myself in body balm and now I'm ready to explore Washington
- Okay, night sexies, wearing no socks, just in case you're wondering
- You never know how great you look until you try to sing in a roller coaster
- It smells like porridge in our studio
- I've learnt that if you want something, go get it. Don't let it pass and make you regret what you didn't do
- How do you retweet your own tweet?
- Love you like Michael loves Ariana
- Who needs French, unless you’re French!
- Turned away from buying tickets at the movies cause after a certain time you have to be 18
- Rule No.1 never let Ash or Luke borrow things cause they always lose them
- respect for Luke and Michael for being terribly sick and doing the gig still managing to sound like a mix between Fergie and
Jesus
- Taking your pants off at the end of the day is always the best part of the day
- Sometimes I wish I could shower with socks on
- You reach your peak ruggedness when you are modeling for perfume
- Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Calum from da block
- If I don't get ta say it tonight...Happy New Year! Tonight's your excuse to go and kiss anyone you've ever wanted...Be home
by one...
- I've had 3 showers today
- There's been a whooooole lotta nudity today
- Michael is awesome
- Something's gotta go wrong cause I'm feelin way too damn good
- LA is a confusing place
- Sitting, waiting, wishing
- Wish I had a mango tree
- All of me loves all of you
- Siri struggles to understand me
- I smell so bad and Luke smells like flowers
- Night you pretty things you
- I judge a hotel room on PowerPoint placement and if there's tea
- Spilt Jack Daniels on my shirt.I had one job
- One day I'm going to steal the Statue of Liberty
- 30 min till the She Looks So Perfect video comes out. I'm happy because it contains nudity
- Texting my mum back and forth as she's teaching me how to cook
- I would never forget the love of my life, especially if I knew she loved me back. But I did.
- Can't sleep in this band without someone taking a photo of you
- Don't tell Ash I stole his hat
- Luke just walked up to me and farted then left... gross boy
- This house smells like teenage boy and cheese toastie
- My life revolves around my bed
- The boys are teasing me because I'm eating salad. They're calling me salad boy!
- Fingers crossed I actually get the job at YouTube. It was a tough first day as intern.
- Our EP is single is finally out. Everyone get naked.
- Sorry for my illiteracy, I dropped out of school for this band.
- Every single one of you guys are in my top ten lads list. I love you!
- Why does everyone think Luke's taller than us?
- Stirring my coffee with a fork
- My illiteracy is getting too way out of hand
- Planning on living forever
- Chicago your airport smells like popcorn
- I have lost one of my runners. There won't be exercise for a few days. Maybe even months. Or years.
- Pre-order for Don’t Stop goes love tomorrow bitchatchos!!!
- I’m sorry I called you bitchatchos… I don’t know what came over me
- Are you miising a sexual bass tone in your life?There’s one right here-Don’t Stop
- Will Emma Stone love me if I become Spider-man?
- Wearing a thong on stage tonight
- Our song played at the strip club.Life is good.
- Easing into the WWA Tour with 76 000 people.I hope my pants don’t fall down
- I’m actually ¼ irelandish
- I almost got drunk at school at 14 where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
- teenagers scare the living shit out of me
- I don’t know how people do it wearing jeans that aren’t skinny and black
- I’m not crazy cause I take the right pills
- Listening to the album with Ash, it’s the morning. I’m naked
- Hotels should really have petting zoos
- "My favorite memory would have to be when I looked out at the crowd at one of the American shows and realized how many people we've played to and how lucky we are. Other than that sentimental
stuff, I got naked a lot and I enjoyed that."