Michael Clifford/Quotes

Following are some of the most iconic quotes by 5 Seconds of Summer band member Michael Clifford. 

• "The only time I'll ever be the little spoon is if I'm crying."
• "Never give up on your dreams,keep sleeping ".

• "My lips are huge, I’m Mangelina Jolie."
• "It's unbelievable how you can affect someone so deeply and never know."
• "Let's play Titanic, you be the iceberg and I'll go down."
• "Real bands save fans, real fans save bands."
• "When Ashton first joined the band, I convinced Calum and Luke that his middle name was Chlamydia."
• "Ashton asked me out on a date and I said, 'No, my playstation is more important than your feelings'."
• "I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want."
• "I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry."
• "Wearing pink underwear. Today is going to be fabulous."
• "I do what I want – I'm punk rock."
• "Sorry, Calum – I can't hear you over the sound of your ego."
• "No, I am not dating Taylor Swift."
• "If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it."
• "BONERS."
• "We're going to divide you into 3 quarters... So thirds. I failed Maths."
• "And a one, two, Scooby doo!"
• "Oh my God I lost Daniel."
• "Why weren't you a little bag of candy?"
• "I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE!"
• "Aye yo baby, what you doin?"
• "I fought a fiery dragon..."
• "You have to eat your phone."
• "OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE WORDS!"
• "WAMWEISA."
• "You want a completely serious answer? Will Smith."
• "I feel like my tweets have been pretty good lately, am I right?"
• "But for now please continue to send me funny cat pictures."
• "Calum is in the toilet stall next to me screaming 'GET OUT OF ME'"
• "Man I am way too tired to listen to Baby Got Back right now I want to stab myself"
• "[I'm] constantly texting my friends 'help' every day."
• "They told me I could be anything, so I became a lion."
• "I am wearing double denim and I am not apologizing"
• "How can I play black ops on my iPhone?"
• " MICHAEL WANTS ANOTHER SLICE"🍕
• "it's okay to not be okay"
• “No tongue with butt”