- "My lips are huge, I’m Mangelina Jolie."
- "It's unbelievable how you can effect someone so deeply and never know."
- "Let's play Titanic, you be the iceburg and I'll go down."
- "Real bands save fans, real fans save bands.
- "When Ashton first joined the band, I convinced Calum and Luke that his middle name was Chlamydia."
- "Ashton asked me out on a date and I said 'No my playstation is more important than your feelings'"
- "I'm a pretty big pizza enthusiast so I could talk about pizza all day if you want".
- "I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry".
- "Wearing pink underwear. Today is going to be fabulous."
- "I do what I want - I'm punk rock."
- "Sorry Calum, I can't hear you over the sound of your ego."
- "No, I am not dating Taylor Swift."
- "If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it"
- "BONERS"
- "We're going to divide you into 3 quarters.... So thirds. I failed maths.
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